Men are like………..

Well, this one still has me laughing and just had to share – sorry men – hope you don’t take this to heart – and I’m sure the blondes will even enjoy this one more as it’s not about you this time lololol

Men are like. . . Laxatives. . .

They irritate the crap out of you.

Men are like. . .Bananas. . .

The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like. . .Vacations. . .

They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like. . .Weather. . .

Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like. . .Blenders. . .

You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.

Men are like. . .Chocolate Bars. . .

Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like. . .Coffee. . .
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you
up all night long.

Men are like. . .Commercials. . .
You can’t believe a word they say.

Men are like. . .Department Stores. . .
Their clothes are always one half off.

Men are like. . .Government Bonds. . .
They take soooooooo long to mature.

Men are like. . .Mascara. . .
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like. . .Popcorn. . .
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like. . .Snowstorms. . .
You never know when they’re coming, how
many inches you’ll get, or how long it will last.

Men are like. . .Lava Lamps. . .
Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Men are like. . .Parking Spots. . .
All the good ones are taken, the rest
are handicapped.

Now send this to all the remarkable women
you know, as well as to any
understanding good- natured,
fun kinda guys you might
be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!


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